Sunday, March 18, 2007

Wafting in the beer farts of midgets

With another St. Patrick's Day safely behind me, I can't help but acknowledge how drink-fests are starting to bore me.

Don't get me wrong. I drink.

A lot.

And maybe that's the problem. I go out all the time and have become accustomed to feeling a bit groggy on Sunday mornings.

So I really see New Years and St. Patrick's Day as amateur night at the pub. The equivalent to alcoholic karaoke. As a weekly finalist in Drunkard Idol, it's not a lot of fun watching chumps murder my favorite past time.

The sad part is I will do it again next year and feel the exact same way the next morning.

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